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The Debt and the Deuce Location: yest, Malachy's on 72nd Mood: completely lit Music: now we ain't wastin' time no more cause time rolls by  Me: Man, I'm lit. Think we each had a pitchera beer and three glassesa rum. Him: (nodding) Did I do the right thing? Me: Y'know, whether or not you believe in the Bible, the concept's relevant here. Say y'owe me a thousand bucks. And I tell you the debt's forgiven. But you show up one day showing off your iPhone. Even if I don't wanna, I'm thinking, This #@#$@ owes me one grand. How does he have money to buy an iPhone? And if I invite y'out to eat, you're thinking, Ah, I don't wanna, he's just trying to rub it in my face that I don't got no dough. Even if I'm not. Him: (nodding) So I did the right thing. Me: (sighing) She broke the trust pact. Let's say she worked late one night - even if she was being honest, you'd think, Is she really working late, or is something else going on? Y'did the right thing - for botha you. It's why I left my girl. Not just for me but for her too. Him: Still hard though. Me: Not say'n it isn't. Just saying that someone's gotta pay the debt, man. Sucks it's you, but there y'go. (laughing) Look, when I broke up with my ex, my buddy Rick swapped out her number with his own just in case he caved and called her. Want me to do the same? Him: (grinning) Maybe. Most times, it's best to throw the deuce, say Peace out, and cut it deep, cut it quick, and cut it clean. Cause it's better to be the star of your own movie, than have a cameo in someone else's. YASYCTAI: Cut it quick. Cut it clean. (1 min/3 pts) Labels: dialogue, friends, goodbye, New Year's Eve 2010  Subscribe!Permanent Link :: 0 comments ::
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Thursday, February 04, 2010 | |
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Where life takes you Location: on way to Yonkers Mood: busy Music: with lovers and friends I still can recall  A buddy I've not seen in a bit came by the other day. We went out for a walk and randomly a frienda his invited him over to eat. So he invited me. Next thing you know we're on a cab heading west and sitting in some girl's kitchen having some hommade jook and I'm moving a cello and he's hanging a tapestry. Very nice girl - too bad my brother's not in town, I think he'd like her. Funny where the day takes you sometimes. ---------- Katsmw: Logan, I've told you this several times before! Me: Sorry - most of the 90s and the first half of the 2000s were a blur to me. Her: Why is that? Me: My insomnia. Once I started sleeping well a few days in a row, it was like putting on glasses and seeing clearly. Had some other friends over last night; an old college buddy and his wife. Made a roasted rack of lamb, potatoes, salad with blue cheese and cranberries rounded off with some gluhwein. Afterward, played some Scattergories (lost one round and tied one round) and introduced him to the wonderful worlda rum. At some point, y'sit around and chat about stories in college. Like how my buddy would come back from a hard run and then have a cigarette. He's since quit. 17 years I've known the fella. It's nice seeing how things change with old friends. And how much things stay the same. Me: (dropping carving knife onto floor) YIKES! Everyone: Whoa! Her: That could have cut off your toe! Him: It fell into his lap first (laughing) so a toe woulda been the least of his problems. YASYCTAI: Time for some dinner guests. (180 mins/1 pt) Subscribe!Permanent Link :: 2 comments ::
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Tuesday, February 02, 2010 | |
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Showing up Location: my desk Mood: hungry Music: life's too short for me to stop Oh baby  Him: You sound like a nice guy. I'd hate to have to bring you to court. Me: I am a nice a guy. I'd hate to have to meet you in court. Him: My lawyer's a professor of law at Columbia. She'll tear you apart. Me: She's just another lawyer. I'm something she's not. Him: What's that? Me: I'm right. See you in court. (hang up phone) Since I wanna keep somea my private life private, didn't tell you that I was in another lawsuit. If the past three years have taught me anything, it's that most people're a lotta talk. But Woody Allen once said that Eighty percent of success is showing up. So I showed up. It just finished. Won't get inna details but it ended up a lot more my way than his. ---------- Had my date with my lady. Ended up playing boardgames at my fave local dive bar - they got candy at every table, lotsa boardgames and few meatheads. My kinda joint. Been running about, ever in pursuit of scratch. Meetings, meetings, meetings. Nice though, not having to run the show. Not saying I'd never run my own company again, but am saying that it'll be a while before I do it again. Just signed up for onea those rent-a-car-by-the-hour programs cause I hadta sell my whip. The inexorable marcha time. Suppose 36's as good an age as any to grow up. Kinda. Her: Why won't this work?! Me: Lemme see. (condescendingly) Honey, you put in the battery in the wrong way. Her: Oh yeah? Well, at least I didn't put on my pants backwards. Me: (looking down) Her: Shyeah...put that in your blog. (laughs) Me: (muttering) Dammit... YASYCTAI: Find more uses for sauerkraut. (60 mins/0.5 pts) Subscribe!Permanent Link :: 3 comments ::
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Thursday, January 28, 2010 | |
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What she has to put up with Location: my desk Mood: frick'n tired Music: make me work so we can work it out  Two months ago. Her: Hey...have you noticed a funny smell here? Me: Hmmm, I'm not sure. I did start making sauerkraut last week though. Her: Where? Me: Here. (pointing) In my bedroom. Her: Oh - that's got to go. Me: Where'm I gonna put it?! Her: Don't know, but it's not staying on the floor in your room. Me: (grumble) This week. Me: Hey, I think my sauerkraut's ready, want some? Her: No. Me: More for me then. ----------Me: So what do you wanna to do? Her: Let's go on a date - all we ever do these days is sit around and frick'n yell at each other.  YASYCTAI: You need to go on a date. (120 mins/2 pts) www.loganlo.com Subscribe! Subscribe!Permanent Link :: 1 comments ::
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Tuesday, January 26, 2010 | |
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Make it alright Location: a light green couch Mood: wired Music: Same birds that followed me to school When I was young The unlucky are nothing more than a frame of reference for the lucky, Mr. Fisher. You are unlucky so I may know that I am not. Unfortunately, the lucky never realize they are lucky until it's too late. Take yourself for instance. Yesterday you were better off than you are today, but it took today for you to realize it. But... today has arrived, and it's too late, you see? So another kid - a girl - killed herself causea cyberbullying. Do y'know about Lori Drew, the 47-woman that convinced this 13 year old girl into hanging herself? She got off cause the laws never thought that a bored housewife'd torment a kid to death just for kicks over wire. Always wondered what kinda douchebag y'gotta be to torment someone just cause y'wanna and then hide behind a computer screen or cell phone. It's a bitter thing to read cause I've lived almost three times longer than her and still feel like I'm a kid. Wish y'waited. Cause y'grow up and wonder why people you barely remember ever affected you so much. Then they find you on some social-networking site and y'think, "Man, they look terrible!" and start to believe in karma but then change your mind. Maybe that's just me. Honestly wonder what people like Lori Drew tell themselves to make it alright for them to sleep at night. Like to know, cause man, I could use the rest. ---------- On a positive tech note, pretty jazzed that as many people gave as much as they did to Haiti via text - something like $30 million in just a few weeks. Didja know that Americans gave $1.8 billion to the Asian tsuanmi? I say the measure of a society's humanity's how they take carea those not as lucky. Yet another reason I love this joint. YASYCTAI: The next time you're angry, write Lori an letter. So rarely's someone so deserving. (15 mins/1 pts) www.loganlo.com Subscribe!Labels: discussion, quote, rant, waiting Subscribe!Permanent Link :: 1 comments ::
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Thursday, January 21, 2010 | |
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Making, Moving or Thinking Location: in fronta three glowing things again Mood: busy Music: don't wanna be damned, oh, hell  Me: Can't speak for you but I spend 80-90% of my waking hours in fronta something that glows. Her: What? Me: The times I'm not in fronta something that glows - a phone, ipod, television, computer screen, camera screen - is vastly outnumbered by the times that I am. In the last entry, told you that I had dinner with a buddy. During that dinner, mentioned this change in the law and how it affects ISPs. He's a reporter and he actually wrote an article about it this week and he just told me that it's their top tech/legal story. Unfortunately, I'm not permitted to discuss the matter. But it's strange reading your own words as an anonymous contributor to a decent-sized story. Speakinga dinners, had dinner with someone else this week and I mentioned this quote by David Allen. Said that 50 years ago, 80% of us made our living by making or moving something. Y'knew when the job was done when there was nuthin left to make or move. Now, something like 90% of us think for work. Or try to look like we're thinking. Point being that, it's harder to know how to do the job and when the job's done without having a final work product. Like if I write a legal memo, the thinking never ends. Guess that's why I like fencing or wrestling - cause, y'know right away if y'got the job done or not. There's a definitiveness that I don't get anywhere else. So despite bein old'n creaky, get up every few days for some kid to beat the snot outta me. In related news, I'm outta ibuprofen. YASYCTAI: See if there's a kali school near you. Y'might like it. (45 mins/1 pt) Labels: dialogue, discussion Subscribe!Permanent Link :: 2 comments ::
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Tuesday, January 19, 2010 | |
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Fatty of my own Location: three blocks away Mood: stuffed Music: Sleep tonight And may your dreams Be realized  Walked down to Times Square from the UWS to catch the da Vinci exhibit. That's a whole entry there but just lemme say that: (a) there was a time when religion, science, and art went together and (b) it strikes me as really strange that the same country that gave us da Vinci gave us the people on the Jersey Shore. Speakinga giving us people, Bryson came by with his fatty today and she was the cutest thing. Make's me think about having a kid myself. Then again, can barely take carea George and Harold. Still, think all guys start thinking about cranking out a few rug rats roundabout this time. As I told you before, Bryson's no joke - took the bronze at the Pan-Americans. But something about a kid mellows a fella out. Cooked him up some wings and we kicked back a beer as she drooled happily all over him. Then had dinner with a buddy that owns this jaw-dropping 4,400 SF pad and four kids a few blocks from me. It's cool, seeing your friends become men. Like I said, maybe I'll get a fatty of my own some day. YASYCTAI: Remember MLK; text HAITI to 90999. (2 mins/1 pt) Labels: another entry, family, george, harold, MLK Subscribe!Permanent Link :: 2 comments ::
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Wednesday, January 13, 2010 | |
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Haiti/Pat, you viper Location: in front of a busted HD Mood: still annoyed Music: baby stay with me, I love it  If y'read the bible, you'll see that Jesus only got pissed - seriously pissed - with one group, the Pharisees. They were the religious elite, the ones who looked down on those that weren't doing the willa God. They said who was good and evil. And he said to them, You're nuthin but snakes and the childrena snakes. And you're going to hell. This isn't a religious entry, just an observation of many of the world's holy - irrespective of religion. Which brings me to Pat Robertson saying that Haiti's paying fora "pact to the devil." Pat, you self-righteous SOB:
---------- On the topic of help, how's this for easy-peasy: text HAITI to 90999 and you send $10 for aid to Haiti. Do it for yourself, if for nuthin else. $10 in exchange for feeling like you've helped in some way is a bargain, man. It's a steal. ---------- Returning to our regularly scheduled nuthin, feel like I let y'down Jaerik, writing two ranty blog entires in a row. Sorry dude. I'll stop now. To make it up to you, I'm gonna pimp your new game - which is honestly, quite awesome. If you're on FB, do a search for "islandlife" and prepare to be impressed. Speakinga pimping; had this hidden entry where I asked people to send in a pic of themselves singing for Caffeineguy, who also let me know of the Snopes link above. Here's what he did with it, the talented bastard: The chick at 0:12 is my fave part of the vid. YASYCTAI: $10 bucks! The costa two burgers and fries at McD. Do it. (1 min/2 pt) Labels: discussion, haiti, pat robertson, rant Subscribe!Permanent Link :: 2 comments ::
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Tuesday, January 12, 2010 | |
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Bully/I remember you Location: a block away Mood: indignant Music: Somewhere inside my childhood I missed  Was recently mocked for being a 36 year-old man that carries the baggage of his 17 year-old self. Probably true. Heard on the news that the woman that Roman Polanski raped when she was a child forgives him. Wonder what the child versiona her woulda thought. There's this line in A Tree Grows in Brooklyn that says of kids tormenting other kids, exactly as they themselves were, They learned no compassion from their own anguish. Thus their suffering was wasted. To paraphrase my friend Somena, the hard parta life's knowing mucha your past to bring with you inna your future. Enough so that you're better for it, not so much that it hollows y'out. Finally realized why I detest Heartgirl's creepy friend, Shawn. Cause he's a minority and, I suspect, probably a geek as a kid. And we minority geeks are bullied in the most spectacular fashion. Emmy award winning. Yet he's learned nothing from it. Never did tell you what happened, did I? Without her knowing, he picked up HG's phone and randomly dialed numbers to make them think that HG was calling. And when they'd pick up, he'd essentially just laugh at them for thinking a pretty girl would call them. Recall saying to him, Not sure y'know who I am. Guessing he didn't think I'd end up her boyfriend. He's awfully brave for someone on the phone. Told him I hoped that he'd get the opportunity to say to my face what he said on the phone. And of course, he'll say what they all say, I was drunk, I was kidding, blah-blah-blah. Funny - been hammered enough times, and yet not once did I turn inna a lout. Still, justa refresh his memory - and cause he just happened to move a block from me - he's said I'm not a man. And he'd show me what a real man's like. OK, I'm in. Cause an old bully's the worst kind; the kind that's taken nonea his torment with him. Evidently, the socially correct way to deal with this typea situation is to justa let it slide. Not mention it again. As luck would have it, never had many friends growing up so I never learned that. Look, can't let it slide. Cause I owe that fat kid y'see up there. Call it stupid or insane, but I owe it to him to remember what it was like to be tormented. I owe it to him to remember him. So yes, Shawn. Show me what a real man's like. Without a hint of sarcasm or irony, I'd like to see that.  YASYCTAI: Remember what you promised yourself. (60 mins/2 pts) Labels: discussion, rant Subscribe!Permanent Link :: 2 comments ::
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Thursday, January 07, 2010 | |
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Serif/Bad, H&M, Bad... Location: my cold home Mood: annoyed Music: in your eyes All your promises were lies  Her: (writing on my hand with her finger) Me: "I love you?" Her: (exasperated) Finally! How does it take so long for you to figure it out? Me: Let me try. (start to write on her hand) Her: I...L...O...wait, you can't write what I wrote. Write something else. Me: OK, let me try again. Her: S...E...R...I...F. Serif? Me: Yes. Her: I write "I love you" and you write, "serif?" SERIF? Me: (pause) In my defense, y'told me to write something else. Suspect that, in some way, 2010 may not be all that radically different from 2009. Ran out to Queens to chase down some scratch. Frick'n cold; the typea cold where y'notice if you're not wearing the right socks. Speakinga socks, not shopping at H&M until they sort out their moral compass. Sucks for me since they're the only ones that make long sleeve tees that fit me right. They say that they donate to charity but - just cause I'm a geek and insomniac - did the math; they donate .000056477 of their annual revenue across 5 years. That's 10% of 1% of 1% of their revenue annually, kids (.000011294 - correct me if I'm wrong). They're also saying that they didn't know what their flagship NYC store was doing. I'm saying that someone's $9.99 pants're on fire. YASYCTAI: Boycott companies that're just in it for the money. (1 min/1 pt) www.loganlo.com Subscribe!Permanent Link :: 3 comments ::
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Tuesday, January 05, 2010 | |
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Technically... Location: a law firm off Grand Central Mood: excited Music: Don't you know that the years will come and go?  Brother: Remember when he says, Now everybody's talking about this new decade - that was 20 years ago. Me: Yeah I remember. Was a freshman in college. Him: (laughing) Well, now it the start of a new decade again. Me: Technically next year's the start of a new decade. Nuthin exciting to tell you about the past week. The lady and I went out for a fine dinner and were in bed by the time the ball dropped. What'd you do for 1999? Don't recall it at all myself. Hafta add that to my lista fuzzy memories. This time however, woke up early the next day to see the rents - they showed the lady picturesa me when I was a fatty-fat-fat. Hadta drop off the car; too expensive to keep a car in the city these days so that was onea the things that hadta go for 2010. Wrestled with a kid that was born the year I went to college. Demolished me, course. Spent the resta the weekend popping ibuprofen. Did manage to have a drink at the Soho Grand. The "00s" are ending and the "10s" re beginning. It's a sobering thought but I'll never see the "00s" again. Him: Technically, every year's the start of a new decade. S'like that Mitch Hedberg joke when a guy says to him, Lemme show you a picture of me when I was younger. And he goes, Technically, every picture of you's a picture of you when you was younger. Today, start working at an office for more scratch. Still eat-what-you-kill but with a better view. Lotsa changes for this new decade. I'm still around, though. See you Thursday. YASYCTAI: Write down whatcha did for 2009. Cause you're gonna forget (10 minutes/1 pt) Labels: dialogue, New Year's Eve 2010, nostalgia, Soho Grand Subscribe!Permanent Link :: 2 comments ::
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Tuesday, December 29, 2009 | |
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2000-2009 Location: a room with red-brick walls Mood: so very grateful Music: but sister, you know I'm so weary So this guy, his wife, and his son, go to the big city for the first time. They walk inna the first big building they see. While the wife goes off to look at something, the man and son stare at an elevator. Never saw one before. The two watch this old, weary woman make her way inna one. They see the elevator doors close, bells and lights go off, and then the doors open and a beautiful woman steps out. The father's mouth drops open and he turns quickly to his son and goes: Boy, go find you mama, right quick. Old joke. But made me think that I came inna 2000 one way, came out a whole other. Kinda. 1999 - become a lawyer. 2000 - leave the only job I ever had to change the world. Enter girl. 2001 - sit in a room with a red brick wall and saw buildings come down. Exit girl. 2002 - enter girl. 2003 - start one of several companies. 2004 - buy my pad. Exit room with a red brick wall. 2005 - exit companies. 2006 - take a temp gig that lasts for three years. CashCab. Exit girl. Start blog. 2007 - 72Canal: good. Lose life savings; get in a car accident: bad. 2008 - grandmother passes. Never get to say goodbye. Enter Heartgirl. 2009 - still a lawyer. Move back to a room with a red brick wall. Heartgirl's come with. In Orange Sky, Alexi Murdoch says, Yes, I had a dream I stood beneath an orange sky With my brother and my sister standing by Make light of my insomnia - and alla the things that bring it about - a lot. But if I were truly honest with you, there were times that I thought that I couldn't bear the thought of another sleepless night. Could not bear it. And if not my brother and sister, wouldn'tve. Not sleeping for 48 hours'll make y'think all sortsa crazy. Life's hard enough without your people. So I wish for your 2010-2019 that, if you've not found your person, you've at least found your people. They're your mirrors and help you Dunno what 2010-2019's gonna be like - probably nuthin like I expect it. But it's ok, got my people and my person. See you in the next decade! Ah, that joke never gets old, yeah? YASYCTAI: Make your plans for the next 10 years. Then watch God laugh. If you're lucky, you'll laugh too. (5,259,487 mins/4 pts) Labels: faith, family, friends, New Year's Eve 2010 Subscribe!Permanent Link :: 0 comments ::
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Tuesday, December 22, 2009 | |
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Phillip Location: United States, New York, New York Mood: cold Music: memories come rushing up to greet me now  Me: (CRASH!) Her: (sighing) Why are you always tripping, dropping or breaking something? Me: (turning to answer and accidentally knocking over a glass) I'm not sure. Got hit with a lotta snow. Was supposed to go to my buddy's housewarming Saturday but it was canceled. So we stayed in and watched a marathon of poor cinematic choices rounded off with carols at church. Quiet weekend - not so good for the blogging but great for the mental health. Speaking of mental health, onea my favorite writer's Phillip K. Dick. He's probably onea yours too, but y'don't know it - Blade Runner, Total Recall, A Scanner Darkly, Minority Report, Screamer, Impostors, Paycheck, Next and a buncha others. His stories all had to do what altered reality - what people thought were real versus what really was real. Like Total Recall where he wondered, if y'could replace all your memories with someone else's, were y'still you? My insomnia was the worst from 15 to 25. And what I did when I couldn't sleep was read. Like piles and pilesa stuff. The byproduct of which's that I have memories I know're false but they're real to me. Someone else's memories rattl'n around my noggin. Then again, sometimes false memories're better when the real ones you're not so proud of. Isn't it the secret dream of every human heart to get a do-over? Another chance to do things right this time around, if given the chance. Guess wishes're what the holidays are all about. On a (much) brighter and related note, it's Xmas on Thursday. If you celebrate, hope it's quiet. And if you don't, still hope the same thing. See you next week. YASYCTAI: Have an awesome weekend and forget that thing that's bugging you. (4 days/1 pt) www.loganlo.com Subscribe!Permanent Link :: 3 comments ::
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Thursday, December 17, 2009 | |
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Frogs and Oceans Location: my pad, having a PB&J Mood: anxious Music: let's get rich and build our house on a mountain  George Bailey: Oh, now Pop, I couldn't. I couldn't face being cooped up for the rest of my life in a shabby little office. (remorseful) Oh, I'm sorry Pop, I didn't mean that, but this business of nickels and dimes and spending all your life trying to figure out how to save three cents on a length of pipe. (resigned) I'd go crazy. I want to do something big and something important. Almost exactly two years ago, told y'about the saying, A frog in a well knows nothing of the ocean. Was thinking about that for three reasons:
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Speaking of "Eat-What-You-Kill" Location: still in front of computer screens Mood: fulla fiber Music: Early in the evenin' just about supper time  Turning from my last post, once wrote about this mouse in my house. Bugger wouldn't die. Just disappeared one day so figured some poison or cat got him. Fast forward to last week, when I left my pad decked out in a full suit. Forgot something so I turned around and ended up face-to-face with a mouse. We stared at each other for a second, all high noon-like, 'fore it turned and zipped inna my pad. Ran after it, dropping my briefcase. It flew into the bathroom so I did the same, slamming the door behind me to trap us both. Grabbing the metal wastebin in there, brought it down on it over and over again, missing each time. Neighbors musta thought I was clear starkers. Fast buggers, they are. Finally thought I got it but turns out the dents in the can gave it a second chance; when I lifted it, expecting to find the past-present form of mouse, it sprang away. So did I, leaping four feet back like a ten-year old girl doing double-dutch. Course, my bathroom's only three feet wide so ended up smashing in my cabinet door. Deep breath, flipped the can around and slammed it down one last time. Poor bastard, the last thing it ever saw was some crazed Asian-dude in a brown suit bringing down a dented silver metal can on it. To say that it was a bloody mess's not taking any literary license, lemme tell you. Dunno how people that kill things regularly, like farmers, do it. Then again, they're probably not wearing a sweat-soaked three-piece using a dustbin. Maybe they are; what do I know? Sorry little guy, didn't wanna, but hadta. Her: (noticing the missing can later) What happened to the trash can here? (surprised) And what happened to the cabinet door!? Me: (sighing) Y'don't wanna know. Her: (shaking head) I don't want to know. In other news: my bathroom floor's spotless, I've decided I wouldn't last in the wild; and I still hate AT&T. YASYCTAI: Think about where all the meat y'eat comes from. (2 mins/0.5 pts) Subscribe!Permanent Link :: 3 comments ::
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Shutting down Location: surrounded by computers and papers. Help me. Mood: caffeinated! Music: you wonder why they haven't called when they said they'd call  Me: I'm shutting down for the night. Her: You just said that you're shutting down for the night. Him: I didn't. (pause) Did I? (sighing) I gotta stop hanging out with computers. Lately, my financial life's been eat-what-you-kill. The problem's that, after a long period of nuthin, y'grab everything that you can that might lead to scratch, even if most don't ultimately pan out. 'cept divorce. Won't touch divorces. Cause, even though it's not usually the case, one party's got it in their head that, Who the #$@#$ are y'to tell me I'm not good enough? No, won't do divorces. Y'wanna turn 10 craptastic apartments that share three bathrooms into four? Get the dude you love into the country legally? Register a trademark and sue someone? Raise $3 million in six weeks? Dual boot Windows on your mac so y'can save your Windows star ratings into iTunes and vice versa? Yeah, I can do that for you. Can work cheap, fast, or through - but y'can only pick two outta three. YASYCTAI: Get back to finishing up that thesis/big project. (weeks/2 pts) Subscribe!Permanent Link :: 3 comments ::
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Got Lucky Location: surrounded by computer bits Mood: hungry Music: I'm just gonna sit on the dock of the bay  Him: How can you think like that, you're... Me: What? Chinese-American? A minority? It's not like we all get together on Tuesdays and decide to all think a certain way. Him: But you're obviously wrong. Just look around, look at the popular opinion. Me: Popular opinion once said that the world is flat. Popular opinion in Germany once said that Jews weren't people. Popular opinion once said that the life of a black man is worth that of a cow. Since when's popular opinion the voice of reason? Him: It's wrong. We shouldn't be fighting a war that doesn't concern us. Me: Maybe. But that's my issue: who's this us you're referring to? People or people that look like you? Him: (rolling his eyes) Americans, man...you know I mean Americans. Like us. Me: Like us? I'm only an American cause I got lucky. You too. Don't y'ever forget that dumb luck put y'here and not Somalia or North Korea. That's the only goddamn difference between us and them. There's only ever the lucky and the screwed. YASYCTAI: Be grateful for your dumb luck. (5 mins/1 pt) Subscribe!Permanent Link :: 0 comments ::
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Juggling Location: 23:00 yest, an orange chair Mood: tired Music: I don't have a simple answer Have y'noticed the disturbing trend in commercials and movies where people're in a car and then another car comes outta nowhere and just smashes them up? I can relate. S'for the shock value, yeah. But it does illustrate a point: y'never can tell what's gonna happen, good or bad. Finally got some significant scratch from a gig I did ages ago. Cannot tell you how excited I was about that. But then another, unpleasant, thing popped up unexpectedly from a different area of my life. And I'm back to square one. Juggling your health, wealth and relationships's never easy. Sorry this post's late, been busy. Juggling, y'see... Thanks to koreanjohnny for pointing this out. It's good for a laugh. YASYCTAI: Get a prioritization system. (45 mins/1 pt) Labels: accident, disappointed, discussion Subscribe!Permanent Link :: 0 comments ::
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Tuesday, December 01, 2009 | |
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Don't really know Location: a grey, half-sofa Mood: cheerful Music: come with me we'll travel to infinity  Her: What was that sound!? Me: Was working on something and the live power cable hit the fan. Her: Logan! You're going to kill yourself some day. (laughing) And your fly's open. Me: (slowly) Yes. If something did happen to me, someone'd find that I'm 20% peanut butter (by weight, not volume). The remainder being rum. Did y'have a nice Turkey Day? This year was different. Paul and WM hung up their club shoes to play board games by mine. Very Waltons. The Professor wasn't in town but I did see Johnny. With the exception of the Devil, he's the onea the most dangerous men I know. That says a lot. And he brought his daughter over. Her: I like you. You're funny. Me: I'll take that as a compliment. Listen, keep your dad from punching me. He scares me. Her: He scares me too! This 25 year-old kid named Luis Armando Pena Soltren hijacked this plane from NY to Puerto Rico on 19681124 and went to Cuba where he spent the next 40 years in working as a day labourer. At some point, he musta thought, What the #$@# did I do with my life? So he came back an old man and's sitting at some jail cell knowing that he's thrown his life away on yet another thing that had the air of truth to it, but no real truth to it. Him: 10 Million. Me: Just this year? Him: Yeah. (pause) Woulda made more if it wasn't for this economy. Gotta fly back to China in three weeks. Me: Why dontcha just sell it all? The factories, the buildings, alla it? Y'can spend time with your family, hang out with me. Start up that school y'always say you wanna do. Him: (shakes head) Me: Why not? You make more money than the pope but you're miserable. What's the pointa all that green if y'don't get to see your family and I'm the only person in the world y'trust? Him: Don't really know. Nietzxche was right, your convictions're dangerous things. The choices remain the same: Change your map; Change your reality; or Keep crying. Better work out. Next year, doubt I'll have his daughter there to protect me. YASYCTAI: Have you considered fencing? (90 mins/2 pts) Labels: choices, dialogue, food, friends, thanksgiving Subscribe!Permanent Link :: 0 comments ::
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Thursday, November 26, 2009 | |
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Thanksgiving 2009 Location: 18:00 yest, baking cookies in the UWS Mood: thankful Music: Oh, I can cook too, on top of the rest  Me: I'm gonna be 40 soon. Her: (puzzled) You're 36. Me: Oh it's there. It's there. Don't think I could write anything better than what I wrote last year for Thanksgiving 2008 so I'll just direct you there. My house still smells of fresh baked cookies from Heartgirl. Hope you have something similar. Happy Turkey Day, people! YASYCTAI: Be thankful for your dumb luck. It'll keep you from being a douche. (5 mins/1 pt) Labels: dialogue, thanksgiving Subscribe!Permanent Link :: 5 comments ::
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