Her: How've you been?

Me: Insanely busy, Nadi. I hate it. How's unemployment?

Her: Good. Weird.

Me: Well, now you can enjoy having a personal life again.

Her: Yeah. Lorelei said that she would introduce me to a nice girl Saturday.

Me: Wait, girl?

Her: Boy, girl, either one is fine with me. Just somone nice, kinda cool, good looking enough so I'm not repulsed. You know?

Me: (pause) I'm not gonna lie to you, I'm a little turned on right now.

Her: ...

Me: What? I'm still a dude, this is how we think.

Her: Fine, just don't put this in your stupid blog.