Nadi: Oh god, why don't you ever write about when you actually succeed?
Me: That's assuming I do. What's the fun there?
Met a girl, we hooked up, blah, blah, blah. There's no story there. Plus, you know
I don't kiss and tell.
Nadi: At least put something there. It's depressing otherwise.
Me: There's a fine line between hopeless romantic womanizer and sleezeball player.
Nadi: But it always sounds like, "Oh poor sad sack Logan screwed up with another girl."
Me: Maybe I'll put up a 10-to-1 ratio of...wait...sad sack?
Nadi: A ratio might be...
Me: Sad sack?!
Nadi: Look, all I'm saying is...
Me: Whaddya mean, sad sack?! Do people feel sorry...
Nadi: FOCUS, LOGAN!