: Nasty. Why rum?
Me: I like the taste of a good aged rum, like a
Cruzan or
Montecristo. Plus it's got the least amount of
carbohydrates, acetaldehyde and congeners so you can drink buckets of the stuff and never get a gut, a hangover, or into a fight.
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Also, I like to pretend I'm a pirate - YAAARRRRRG!