Me: So if you're 24, I've gotta think your friend's like 18.
Girl1: She's 28.
Me: (
shocked) You're kidding me.
Girl2: It's the Asian genes.
Me: (
nodding) Nice.
Girl2: So what are you? 24?
Me: (
laughing) 34.
Girl2: (shocked) You're kidding me.
Me: It's the Asian genes.
Girl2: (nodding) Nice.
Me: So are you here for the birthday party?
Girl1: Oh no, we're just in town from Boston for the weekend.
Me: (
laughing) Of course you are.