Him: So I've been asking girls how much it would take for them to pose nude for some
tasteful photographs. Seems the going rate's about $25,000.
Me: $25,000? I'd drop trou $5,000.
Him: Please - you'd do it for this drink here.
Me: (standing up and unbuckling)
Everyone: Whoa, whoa, whoa, Logan!!
Him: Whatcha you doing calling my wife!?
Me: Crap, you caught us!
Him: (
laughing) How're you?
Me: (pause) I've been better.
Him: (
later) You're luckier than most people: You're living the single man's dream. You live in Manhattan. And very few people go through life with even a handful of true friends. You're blessed, brother.