Grey: I'm back in town next month. Do you miss me yet?

Me: Of course. But about that...

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Me: I wanted to tell you that I had that talk with the other girl and we decided to give it a try.

Blue: OK, thanks for letting me know. (pause) I'm surprisingly OK.

Me: I knew you would be.

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Me: So I'm not going to be seeing anyone else, right?

Green: (irritated) Why do you always put it like that: "I'm not going to be seeing anyone else." You're fine if I see other people?

Me: (laughing) OK, you're right. We're not going to be seeing anyone else, right? We're actually dating each other and no one else.

Her: (pause) Yes. We're not going to be seeing anyone else.

Me: OK, Heartgirl. I can do that.

Her: You've finally accepted that I'm your SING, huh?

Me: (nodding) Yes.

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Me: I can't do you that favour, brother.

Him: Fine, be an idiot. By the way, stop calling me the Devil.

Me: Ah, you found the blog. Sorry about that. But you know why we call you that.