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	Tuesday, March 17, 2009


	The pits Location: my apartment, all day Mood: ouch! Music: well pick me up with golden hand Me: I think I need to go to the emergency room. Her: OK. When you make a salad, do not put in olives that have pits in them. If you do make a salad that has olives with pits in them, do not serve at a dinner party. If you do make a salad that has olives with pits in them, and must serve said salad at a dinner party, let your guests know about the aforementioned pits. You can say: a) The salad has olives that have pits in them. b) There're olives with pits in the salad. c) Be careful eating this salad as the olives aren't pitted. Won't belabour the point but y'know what happens when you don't? One bleeding guest, one shattered tooth, four tabs of vicodin, one shot of some painful painkiller, 500mg of naproxen, three shots of lidocaine, three shots of novocaine, four tabs of sleeping pills, $3,000 of tooth damage, two visits to the dentist (with another nine to go), one root canal, and more drugs. Lots and lots of drugs. And lots of oatmeal. In fact, all the oatmeal one could eat. In short, it was...wait for it...the pits. However, Heartgirl did get to meet my mother and speak to my brother - although the circumstances were less than ideal. So that was my weekend, how was yours? Me: (drugged out) On the way here, I was thinking two things: (a) man, I'm in pain, and (b) wonder if that halal food cart is still serving food this late. Her: (shakes head) You know, I was just thinking this morning that I should get all your medical information. You have the worst luck. Me: It's more stupid luck. than anything. (later) Hey, thanks for staying. Her: (laughing) Where else was I going to go? YASYCTAI: If you get a feeling that a something is going to end badly, go with your gut. (10 mins/1 pt) www.loganlo.com Labels: stupid Subscribe! Permanent Link :: 1 comments :: Links to this post :: Posted by Me @ 12:03 AM ::

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